Johnny

apppsappsappsappsappsappsapps

2006-03-02T18:26:43Z

bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored

Girls Treat

2006-01-09T04:26:20Z

Girls treat was off the hook me mario and brian did some pre-drinking before we went to nicholes drinking up the heiniken keg cans. We took some pics then headed off. We get to Nicholes get hte lecture from the limo driver about not drinking. Were all kinda of tripping a little bit but we still manager to start drinking vodka mixed with apple cider which is not good. I'm starting to feel a buzz off this vodka i take a shot of shelbys which is very smooth and i didnt have to use a chaser. We were all moving around and it was cramp. We got to SF feeling pretty good, highly buzzed.

We ate at McCormick's a seafood place in Ghardelli square we go getted seated and im inside while everyone is outside smoking then everybody came in and we ordered are food. Stephanie asked the waitress how long it would take and she said 14 minutes so me mike and mario go on a mission to get some champagne were running down the streets of SF trying to find a liquor store. Mike bails on us me and mario find it and think about sneaking it in but we left our coats inside so we call brian and he meets us outside and we go to the little beach thing and drink the bottle. We hit drunk and go back in the restaurant and right as we sit down they are putting are food down. I got filet magion or however you spell it and it was hell of good. All it needed was some A1 but stephanie already asked the waitress to get us some so it was all good. We headed back up to the limo and went back to tracy.

On the way back to Tracy we were still all taking shots in the back and didnt really give a fuck. I was pretty drunk i dont remember going home at all. I just remember gettting out of the limo then mario getting busted by the school for having a flask we all got out of there. Then we all went to Lauras and that was pretty gay and for the people who were there you know why. Left with danny and mike they got some jumbo shakes i got a water because i didnt want a hangover even though i still got one and im still feeling it. Got some sleep.

you know what im doing right now

2005-12-25T09:32:04Z

when i have it. it gets me somewhere.

ah

2005-10-28T09:40:02Z

its hell of late and i cna't sleep. my fucking shoulders are killing me! this fucking sucks.

Audrey

2005-05-11T06:15:00Z

audrey.
i love you.
bff
oh yeah.
audrey. you can be heck of cute sometimes.
oh sometiems. ehck of cute.
but sometimes hell of mean.
like whoa. hell of mean.
but most of the time.
CUTE.
oh im durnk.
when we gonnannnnana fuck audrey
tonigth?!
tomorrow?!
oh no. we dont fuck.
hit me up fo sho.

douchknozzle @ 2005-04-07T22:02:00

2005-04-08T05:03:42Z

drunk feels so good.

ahhh yes.

let me talk about some things.

WHATS WITH GAS PRICES!!!!

i can't take that shit.

oh well.

at least theres pink lemonaide and vodka!

later

douchknozzle @ 2005-03-16T21:05:00

2005-03-17T05:03:46Z

x The Hero x: the AIM CEO's saw people in Tracy getting blasted.
x The Hero x: Tons of people
x The Hero x: all in the same day
douchknozzle: how many other people do you think did that shit
x The Hero x: Probably none.
x The Hero x: The AIM CEO's were probably sitting in their chairs, with their AIM radar on
x The Hero x: and they kept seeing explosions coming from Tracy AIM.
x The Hero x: I bet if we log on from Livermore or Manteca or something, we'll be able to warn people.

douchknozzle @ 2005-02-12T05:04:00

2005-02-12T13:06:17Z

whoa its 5:05 whos up this late?!

sometimes i wonder. like.
why am i up so late.
to drunk for this.lets chill
OH YEAH ITS HELLLLLLA FUCKING LATE.

im out.
i
love ya guysa

douchknozzle @ 2005-02-12T04:41:00

2005-02-12T12:41:26Z

??
phlip here, just chillin' here at pombo street, just chillin. me and doucheknozzle, drinking some beers, relaxin', lettin' loose.

darrell here, all you bitches are asleep while there are people getting fucked up and having a good time. Slap yourselves for being pussys and not going crazy.

douche here, i wanntttt to graaaabbble on some fuckng pussssyyy right now, make their nipples hard. little girls.

sarah here, douche is so fucking hot. i wannna suck his fat ass cock and lick his balls. oh my god! so fuckin' gorgeous!!!

philip here, i would just like to wish everyone a happy valentines day. I hope everyone's having a good and SAFE weekend. I love everyone.

douche here, you guys are fucckkkkkkkkkkking pussies@!!!!! I hate faggots! i'm helly horney write now. if you're a girl and you have a pussy i will fuck you;. I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE!! party time baby. who gives a shit pussy is pussy

i went to the store to get some food food taste good to eat don't you think i sure think so thanks for asking why you're welcome thanks for asking why you're welcome i went to the store to get some food food taste good to eat don't you think i sure think so thanks for asking why you're welcome

im durk here with phil how fucking tight is that whie your all sleeping faggggs.
i wannna go swimming

douchknozzle @ 2005-02-07T02:22:00

2005-02-07T10:25:09Z

time for another drunk updte.
i just got back from chilling with james, its been a long time since we've done that. no girls though.
thogugh there is.
oh yeah?
i can't believe im listening to this stupid song.
fuck im an idiot
blink 182 right now sounds goood
you know...
how else can i explain it?

douchknozzle @ 2004-12-15T13:34:00

2004-12-15T21:43:33Z

Don't close your eyes
Just let me be
The air you breathe
Everything you need
Don't say goodnight
I'll take you there
Anywhere, anywhere you want

Lay it all it down
Heavens been found in your arms
All that I know is I won't let go until you do
With nothing left to prove, but everything to lose
And all I know is all I want it is you
All I want it is you

Just let me leave
You will follow on
Until the sun comes asking questions now
Then fall to sleep inside my arms
And hear my heart cryin' out for you
Lay it all down
Heavens been found in your arms
All that I know is that I won't let go until you do
With nothing left to prove, but everything to lose
And all I know is:

All I want is you is you..

douchknozzle @ 2004-12-02T20:54:00

2004-12-03T04:54:16Z

happy birthday case dog.

Vice of the Day #2

2004-11-30T04:29:03Z

You can only cheat in the first six months of a relationship. The No. 1 rule of this is, the mistress has to know you have a girlfriend. Of course, it's difficult to court a girl when you're taken so what you have to say is "We have an open relationship but it's disrespectful to shove it in her face so let's try to keep it on the DL." If you get caught cheating, the only thing you have to remember is deny, deny, deny.

P.S.
FUCK MY PARENTS.

Vice for the Day

2004-11-29T04:23:19Z

If you aren't at work, smoke weed whenever you want. But you are not allowed to go around telling everyone how stoned you are. That's for 13-year-olds.

As we've said before, no bumps of coke after 4:30 a.m.

Prior to age 25, it is OK to have one night of dabbling with heroin every six months. After 25, no more getting down with the brown. You'll just look like a gross old junkie the next day. You can switch to pills for your every-six-months opiate indulgence until you have kids. Then you never get to relax again until you're a senior citizen.

douchknozzle @ 2004-11-26T19:54:00

2004-11-27T03:54:56Z

douchknozzle @ 2004-11-15T18:47:00

2004-11-16T02:48:32Z

Meagher, John. Tighe

Acceptable.

2004-11-14T05:45:51Z

i don't want to be 16 and a vegatable

theres got to be more in life

douchknozzle @ 2004-11-08T10:00:00

2004-11-08T18:00:20Z

When you're on, I swear you're on.
You rip my heart right out.
You rip my heart right out.
I think the whole room can hear me clear my throat.
You rip my heart right out.
You rip my heart right out.
If you still care at all, don't go, tell me now.
If you love me at all, don't call.
Then out of nowhere, put me right back there.
Rip my heart out, you rip my heart right out.
And we know what happens when we get to your house.
Rip my heart out, you'll rip my heart right out.
If you still care at all, don't go, tell me now.
If you love me at all, please don't, tell me now.
If you still care at all, don't go, tell me now.
If you love me at all, don't call.
I throw away everything I've written you.
Oh anything just keep my mind off of it, thinking how I had you once.
No, I can't forget that.
Sometimes I wish I could loose you again.
You're winning me over with everything you say.
You rip my heart right out.
You rip my heart right out.
When I let you closer, I only want you closer.
You rip my heart right out.
You rip my heart right out.
If you still care at all, don't go, tell me now.
If you love me at all, please don't, tell me now.
Yeah, if you still care at all, don't go, tell me now.
If you love me at all, don't call.
If you love me at all..

douchknozzle @ 2004-11-05T21:41:00

2004-11-06T05:42:04Z

QtbA2t1324: laura is AWSOEM

yeah

2004-09-22T02:04:57Z

today, it hit me.

douchknozzle @ 2004-09-18T16:19:00

2004-09-18T23:20:11Z

give it up for a nice day.

classes.

2004-08-19T03:05:19Z

Computer Applications-Simpson.
IMP3-Daily (changing)
Piano-Modesto.
Chemistry-Diaz
U.S. History-Kurys.
English 3-Rocky.

comment if we got a class.

p.s. i saw hell of girls i want to fuck.

douchknozzle @ 2004-08-12T14:30:00

2004-08-12T21:30:52Z

douchknozzle @ 2004-07-11T04:35:00

2004-07-11T11:35:52Z

i am compelled to update. well yeah. fuck it.

douchknozzle @ 2004-06-26T04:28:00

2004-06-26T11:30:26Z

drunk upadates
ar the best
so fucked up
my lips are num
who wants it!@$#@$#@@!@#%R$!

slpeep;p
get away from this
WHOA!#$!@#321